i dont laugh

Salam.

hi. i rarely laugh in my class. from what ive learnt or heard, they say that for new teachers,we better hold our laugh and put on our most serious face for the first few months. and now, ive been teaching for 2 months. and 3 of my 5 classes were kinda raise my blood pressure.

and this week, I actually laughed in all my classes- except 4PD. I just could not hold it anymore.my face was red and seeing them laughing actually made me laughed too.and my students were kinda surprised that i actually laughed.

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Case 1

i was teaching and I saw this one boy who sat in front row - was picking his nose like there was no one else in the class. he was sooo into it. I didnt want to embarrass him so i didnt say anything. but then, the other students were looking at him and whispering to each other. I saw their faces like 'euww' and that boy was still picking his nose coz he did not realise that his friends were actually talking behind his back- well both literally and figuratively.

and I actually laughed a little when i saw the other girls' facial expressions. and the other students were then laughed too.  I tried to stop laughing but the whole class was laughing so it was so hard for me to stop laughing.

and this one girl then said to me
'teacher, dah selalu dah teacher. saya nak termuntah tengok'.

and what happened to the boy?

he stopped picking his nose and smiled sheepishly.


case 2

i taught the class about dental health. so there was a set of pictures. and one of them is a picture of a toothbrush and a caption : twice a day.

So i asked them.
"How often should you brush your teeth?"

and then this one girl loudly and confidently said,
"twice a year!"

I was like...laughing! and the whole class too! and one boy said
"weh, beghulat lah gigi!!!"

like seriously, the girl was very confident. and when she realised that she was tersasul. she just smiled. and i just couldnt stop laughing when the rest was laughing out loud.

case 3

this is the second last class. so they were quite lazy.i told them that whomever late to my class, will have to say a few things/words in english. and these 2 boys, always be the late ones. and i asked them to sing an english song. they were reluctant. so i did not allow them to sit. they just blurred coz they dont know an english song. i asked them to sing "brother John" as duet. and I gave them a pair of marker pens as microphones. and when the part "ding dong bell" came, I laughed coz the way they said it was too funny. so as the whole class.

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oh ya...
this one boy was looking at his exercise book's cover..
then he asked me a question that was not supposed to be asked- at least not after 2 months.
he asked me,
"cikgu, nama cikgu apa?".
sigh

p/s: im now officially the only female teacher without a ring on my finger...abeslahhhh...

tito

Salam.

Hi

Kursus Guru Baharu di Marina Cove Resort 12-14 April 2011

-lambat dapat surat. itu yang aku tak berapa puas hati. sebab susah nk rancang perjalanan bagi aku yang takde transport ini. yang lain aku puas hati sangat2. syukur. sebab dapat jumpa member2, sembang2 and accomodation yang selesa and food yang enak dan memenuhi selera. at least, aku tak sembelit and boleh buang air dengan aman. abes kursus, naik 2 kilo. itu baru pakat2 3 hari punya kursus yaww..and ke teluk batik best sebab last pergi dulu dengan family, time aku blom masuk tadika lagi. sekarang pergi ke sana balik bila dah jadi cikgu giteww. oh, pantasnya masa berlalu..aww..hihi.

pindah rumah

-aku dah tak duduk kat bilik warden dah. sekarang bermaustatin dekat quarters. rumah selesa tapi agak kosong sekarang. setakat nih, lipas baru seekor jumpa. tuh pun dah maut kena spray. cuma banyak binatang terbang kecik2 yang salu ada musim tanam padi. btw, kalo aku nk panggil Eric datang quarters aku kat Seberang Perak deco cantik2 ok takk?? ok takkk??..
-bil air satu rumah mencecah RM100+. padahal aku duduk seorang. bukannya aku minum bergelen2 air, mandi bertong2 air, basuh baju 500 bakul sebulan. nih sebab satu meter, 1 bangunan quarters. so lepas nih harus aku rajin siram rumput, cuci bumbung, kutip kucing terbiar dan mandikan, hatta memcuci kereta orang..

mimi balik

-kucing aku, mimi (mak jerry), tetiba balik umah few weeks ago. seriously, selepas 5 tahun menghilang. abah aku siap ingat itu JErry lagik sebab diorang nih mak n anak sama je pesen cuma saiz lain. after 5 years, mimi nampak dah tua. gigi cuma tinggal gigi taring n dua tiga batang geraham. So air liur dia macam merecik2 bila besembang. ewahh..haha. pastu kalau jilat badan or mulut, lidah salu terjelir sebab gigi depan takde. suara die pun dh lain. macam bunyi monyet, "..et..et..". hah, macam tuh lah dia mengenyet mengiau.. kenapa jadik macam tuh, aku pun tak sure. yang pasti, perut cam bunting ajer die nih. haduih, laku lagi mimi nih. and sebab mimi xde gigi, adik aku siap berhasrat murni nak tumbuk friskies kasi hancur supaya mimi nikmat bila makan. ju kata kalau mimi terus telan die tak nikmat n makanan lambat hadam. ko mampu nak layan adik empati sampai kucing pun dia nak suruh nikmat bila makan?..aku takde pun dia layan macam tuh ok. T_T

pulangkan

-aku dah jumpa hadiah untuk abah. aku belikan abah wallet. last Friday, 8 april, abah lost his wallet and everything inside it at Tapah R&R. Duit RM 1000++ , IC, licence, bank cards, etc semua satu wallet lesap. we reckoned that the wallet jatuh time nak keluar kereta. memang carik2 and tanya2 tak jumpa. Esoknya ada wedding sepupu in KL. memang i could see that abah terkilan and force himself to be in the mood of a wedding ceremony. duit nak kasi anak2 and relatives lesap. and dokumen2 penting pun tarak.. sapa tak terkilan.. wlopon dah berlalu, tapi sampai sekarang aku berdoa moga ada insan prihatin dan baik hati yang pulangkan wallet beserta isinya kepada kami.. Doakan sekali ya.

p/s: kertas exam tak abes bertanda lagi nih. next week nak kena buat oral pulak..adessss...

salary

Salam.

A few of my friends received their paycheck already- like 2 months salary kah? 

i havent received mine but I have a few thoughts on what to do with my first salary.

when my brothers received their first salary, they bought us presents and treated us to dinner.

so i was thinking on doing the same thing. but i need some ideas on what to buy for them..or should i just give them cash?? 

Some thoughts:

for myself : a car?? ewahhh..haha

mom        : comfy shoes. she always told me bout her feet. swollen and sakit. So a pair of comfy shoes it is!

abah        : before this i was thinking about buying abah a bilingual dictionary. but now he does not really into reading. So i need ideas.

bani         : hmmm, baby stuff?? haha. or would it be a bad idea coz i havent heard any 'news' yet. kang kata perli kang susah hakuu..:p

bame      : gadget guy nih peninng ..tak tau nk kasi ape.

basu       : same.. tak tau nak kasi ape yaww

ju           : nih pon sama...huhu

I received a few things from my brothers before, like watch, handbag, perfume, soft toys, t-shirts, blouse and many more. and of course, from my parents- too many and too priceless. So my first salary should be meaningful as it is kinda a symbolic action of appreciating them for all this while and sacrifices that they did!

p/s: since working, my entries revolved around school life.. 

gaga girl

Salam.

Tata

oh ya, last friday (before the school holidays), was my principal's send off ceremony.

We did not really spend much time together professionally coz I just moved in and not so long after that, he retired. But from this approximately one month and a few meetings with him, I could say that he is fatherly,  quite handsome and quite a quiet person but has a lil sense of humor and yeah, i like it when he delivered his speech. 

Plus, I could say that i like him as my boss. Woopps, ex-boss!

Now that he has retired, a new principal will come this wednesday, Insya ALLAH. 

Rumors say that it is a SHE. a SINGLE she, from Taiping. 

and what kind of person is she?- still a question. I just hope that we could work together cooperatively, in harmony and without too much pressure. I want a chillex, harmony, teamwork working environment yaww!

 

This was not the whole community. Another half was at canteen while the other quarter was MIA.

 

See, i did tell you the truth ayy??! :p

 Sayonara Tn Hj..we will definitely miss you! like seriously, though it was just a while, he was the first (ok, the second person after En Zabri) that i met. and he was really welcoming!

 Vroom.... vroommm

and yeah, I am planning to own a car. It is kinda hard when you need to cling to people when it comes to transportation..sometimes, it creates unnecessary gossip too. I have no extra car at home so I need to buy one. but of course, a car doesnt cost only 20cents, so it probably wont happen this soon. I have 2 cars in mind right now but i dont know which is better - saga or myvi? 

Dont tell me to buy both. I probably will curse you. hehe.

psst... owning a car is one thing. other things would be- dare i to drive? know the direction? maintenance? cost? pvftt...so much dingling things after owning it..

 Love Strikes

and now, there's one more day before the school reopens. and without any hard effort, from far away, people could see three big red dots on my face. chin, nose and forehead. yeah, they are my enemies, lemme introduce you to the Pimp-les. haish. kurang self esteem aku camni. Last time, a male colleague of mine asked me, "tuh awat? panahan cinta ke hape tuh?".. while referring to Anne, my pimple B. So i was like, hehehehe... but i dont give hard feeling to that.. i know he means no harm giteww..

O, Captain

I actually kinda stuck. I sometimes dont know how and what to teach to my students, especially these form 3 and form 4 students. They were low proficiency students and sometimes, when i try to do activities, it didnt turn out as I hope so. and of course, it affected my motivation. It seems like i cant teach form 3 or form 4 contents to them. Should i teach them something really2 basic like primary school English? would it suit them? What about the syllabus?

p/s: aaaa,... it is time to go back tomorrow ! T__T

rare

Salam.


Many types of people in life.
I like it when one is cool but not ignorant,
Funny but not too playful,
Serious but not too meticulous.


But amongst all, I love it when one is kind, caring and emphathy.
These are just rare.


p/s: not ready for tomorrow.

a shemale kitten?

Salam.

Wish i have something to look forward to at school,
so i wont be like a 7 year-old kid on her first day. 

and yeah, i think for these few months, i would be talking and talking bout school,
...until i have something fun to share. So just bear with me till the time comes.

p/s: Momsie n me brought home a kitten but i am confused with its gender. too small to detect. pergh.

drama

Salam.

I think more or less, i am just like my students.
I dont like it when the holidays are over.
and worse, I, sometimes dont feel like going to school.
and ever worse, I, at times feel less motivated to work.

But i am not a student anymore.
I cant just skip class or absent as I want to.

Man, I really need to get normal.
Getting normal, motivation and courage.

p/s: dream high.