here comes the bride...da da da da.... :D

  Salam.

"I am grateful that I survived the first week of student's life. 

and these many questions..."

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My cousin's wedding.
cant believe she's married now.
i mean, still teringat masa kecik2 main kotor, main nyorok2, tengok cite korea, etc..
... how time flies rite...

and she's super gorgeous on her big day! :)

  

Dayang-dayang sekalian... bermusyawarah yaww...

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and of course...... the bride and bridegroom :)

 

CONGRATULATIONSSS cuzzy!
it was a beautiful and fun event i must say :)

p/s: I pray to ALLAH that I wont be a procrastinator anymore..

selena lopez

Salam.

"Aku bersyukur kerana dengan izin ALLAH, semalam, Ustaz dan Has*** tolong aku yang sekali lagi terkunci. Tapi kali ni di luar rumah pulak.. kul 11 malam..huhu"

*********

ASP (aksi student pelik)

kes 1:
aku ada beberapa marker pen yg baru refill. so dakwat die ala2 cair and menitik2 bila penutup dibuka.
so this one boy die guna marker pen tuh untuk tulis kat depan.. jadi menitiklah dakwat hitam kat baju dia.

aku : "eh, awak, hati2 tuh.. dah kena baju awak dah.."
W   : "kenapa teacher tak bagitau dari semalam....kan baju saya dah ada taik lalat teacher..."

hahahah.. weh..motippp kene gtau dari semalam n taik lalat???

kes 2:
aku pakai lip gloss.
dah nama lip gloss..berkilat lah kann..
so budak neh tegur, "teacher, lip gloss teacher banyak teacher..."
ok aku tak kisah...
then die sambung, "tergoda saya"...
ok... cubit.


kes 3:

budak yang sama seperti kes atas tuh.
sekali tuh, time aku mengajar, tetiba die bawak keluar paper plate, letak atas meja.
then, muncul pulak sebatang aloevera atas paper plate tuh.
bila die nampak aku pandang...
die cakap,  "jemput makan teacher..."
*sadis*

potpetpotpet.. (mengajar)

dah abes mengajar, budak tuh tanya aku..
"teacher, lidah buaya dalam bahasa inggeris apa?...crocodile...crocodile..lidah apa teacher?"

akhirnya dia cakap lidah buaya as "crocodile tongue".. dia kata aloevera tak logik..
T__T


kes 4:

ok..hari ni punya kelas..
aku memang tak larat.
jalan slow..
perut pinggang semua sakit.
nak berdiri dalam kelas pun macam azab.

so tibalah dua masa untuk kelas form 5 neh..
kelas form 5 neh, budak lelakinya kuat bercakap. mengalahkan perempuan.

so aku pun cakap, "awak semua neh, cakap kuat mengalahkan........"

diorang sambung "langau"

"saya sebenarnya nak cakap lebah. tak sampai hati nak samakan awak dengan langau. awak tau kan langau suka hinggap dekat apa??"

diorang jawab, "taikkk"

[ahahah.. dalam hati aku cuma nak kata sampah je.. tapi diorang sambung taik..]

and then bebelan berterusan.

"tapi, bising2 lebah pun berisi.. lebah hasilkan apa?"

"madu...." jawab mereka.

tapi, ada sorang neh dia jawab,

"bising2 berisi macam Jamil"

Jamil terpinga-pinga ok.
mmg lah die besar sket..tapi...perlu ke??? 

p/s: not ready..huhu

bee

Salam.

"I am grateful that last night, the DM mak ciks made me laughed and smiled gleefully "

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Quick Updates ..

1) We did a spot check last night. A thorough spot check for the boys.

Found few unrelated things at weird places. For examples, sugar n sport shoes placed at the same compartment..

I mean, dudes, you still use the sugar?? huhu

and some weird 'arts' on the locker and bunks that they did not feel bad showing them to me.

Other things, let me keep em to myself.

2) And this one boy.. i think he probably too bored and got nothing fun to do that he decided to throw someone's underwear on the dining hall's floor. Yes.. and the chief warden asked him to take that piece of clothing and circle the hall. The other boys then called him "Spender Boy" (and that part was funny). 

But seriously, how could they not feel embarrassed? tell me..huhu 

3) I feel like quitting so many things of different subject matters.

But that would be too dramatic.. 

and being dramatic often leads to tears.

and that, we should avoid ladies and gentlemen.

p/s:  "You are not fully dressed until you wear a smile" (quote).

pati

Salam.

"I am grateful that I met this friendly kakak at SMK *** during cross country yesterday"   

 and 

"I am grateful that im still breathing. Should be more careful when crossing the road. 

I aint stronger than a car"

 

************ 

Mom asked me to play "Awan Nano" mp3.
Never really listened to the song before, except on AJL.

Vid clip :  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfEukqwSavA&feature=related

Lihat ke arah sana
Serakan warna dan berarakan
Awan
Pabila terik panas
Segera hadirnya memayungi diri

Pabila kau dahaga
Sesegera turun hujan melimpahkan kasihnya
Pabila kau katakan
Akulah awan itu yang kau mahu

Begitulah awan nano
Setia melindungi diri
Tika panas mencuba menggores pipi
Dan bibirmu

Begitulah awan nano
Sering saja tak terduga hadir
Dan tak akan tercapai jejarimu

Kasihnya
Kasih tiada banding
Setia tiada tara
Bagaimanapun jua

Awan kekasih sebenarmu sayang
Walaupun tak akan tercapai jejarimu

Lihat diriku ini
Yang sesekali pernah kau bagaikan awan
Sehingga tak mungkin terlupa
Berikan belas sedari dulu

Sehingga tak mungkin termampu saksi
Setitis pun air matamu kasihku
Sehingga kau katakan
Akulah awan itu yang kau rindu

Akulah awanmu yang sedia
Melindungi dirimu tika panas mencuba menggores pipi
Dan bibirmu

Akulah awanmu yang sering kau rindu
Dan tak terduga hadirmu walau tak tercapai jejarimu

Kasihku
Kasih tiada banding setia tiada tara
Bagaimanapun jua
Aku pelindung dirimu sayang
Walaupun tak akan tercapai jejarimu

Begitulah awan nano
Setia melindungi diri tika panas mencuba menggores pipi
Dan bibirmu

Begitulah awan nano
Sering saja tak terduga hadir
Dan tak akan tercapai jejarimu

Kasihku
Kasih tiada banding setia tiada tara
Bagaimanapun jua
Aku pelindung dirimu sayang
Walaupun tak akan tercapai jejarimu

 lyrics from: http://www.1liriklagu.com/lirik-lagu-awan-nano-hafiz-af7/

Now i could understand why he won AJL.

p/s: GREY : neither fully black nor white. it is a MAYBE kinda colour.

tonight

Salam.

"I am grateful that I didn't have to drive alone last night. 
It would be super scary and dangerous"

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a) CIK
I hate, YES i HATE... if my weekend is being taken away from me.

Especially if the thing is not supposedly to be my responsibility.

I gave my best and full commitment from Mon till Fri. 

I only met my parents twice a month- or less (yes, im comparing myself with the other colleagues at my workplace..cant help)

Still, they want to steal my precious FAMILY time.

When I ask, "why teachers who are supposedly in charged in this *&^%$ activity are not involved?"

a simpilly (simple+silly) answer is : maybe coz your name got "Cik" kottt. 

alahaiiii kak limah abang leman oiiiiiiiiiiii !!!..

b) TELL ME DUDES

they had these 3 in 1 meeting dreaded till 6pm yesterday.

and i was elected as the Lestari (School Recycling Project) secretary.

and MC for PIBG's meeting..

and sadly, I wasnt there for the GREAT news.

c) PROTON city
I am grateful that i am not alone yesterday. It would be tiring if I need to drive and be in a place where i have no vast ideas about as a lone pink power ranger. I could do that but driving back home at such quiet place, on dark narrow road,  and feeling exhausted would be so dangerous. So im glad that I have a best friend whom actually is really helpful. 

the whole process of reg went smooth, Alhamdulillah. it is just that i felt a lil bit emotional inside as i dont have my besties around. We always have this kinda journey together.

Singing the uni's song definitely brought back the memory of how i met one of my sisters, Gedeputz.

and it is kinda weird to be a student and teach students too. hehe.

d) FUSSY

I dont know whether to be happy or not. (im actually more to nervous).

From my first impression and other's perception plus experiences, my academic adviser is someone not to be messed around, strict and serious. 

but u know, that impression and perception might change.

e) SATIN
I am SOOOOOO devastated to the fact that i might not be able to wear, witness and be a part of  an important occasion involving satin, lace, flowers, music, bride and bridegroom. T__T . 

 

f) OPEN
I think i have taken the right action. coz i am being honest.

but i hope I have made my honesty as kind as possible.

p/s: Sometimes, in life, you want to put a comma, an exclamation mark, caps lock everything and so on. But at times, you just don't want to put a full stop.

kene lah derrr....

Salam.

"I am grateful that the electricity is back! night n day without it was hard.. 

So i should be grateful to live in a place with electricity"

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ok, this so called "sarang burung" (as my brother said)
[and I am actually giving my friend something to talk about...kena bahan lah nanti derrr..
tapi bahan dari kijal aku leyh handle lagikkk...=p]

ok, ignore the pose whatsoever. but do tell me, i dont look like bird's nest..

kalau ya sekalipun, let it be peacock's nest... motipp peacock???

p/s: and i learn that sometimes, statement could easily be misunderstood. So careful.

Nest

Salam.

"I am grateful that I had a good laugh with my students last evening 

(and know bit more bout their personal life)" 

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if I want to ask for opinion, my lil bro is definitely the last person i would ask..
but of course, when there's no one else,
i would have to ask for his.

why did i say so?

coz whenever i bought some new clothes, stuff etc, i would wear them or show em to him (of course, who else right, i dont have a sis). Then i would excitedly ask, "arent they pretty???!!"

he would nod...
annoyingly, without even looking!!!!


(but different case with my elder bro who would say, 

"ok lah, kena..." 

then when i said, "ok eh? kena lah?" ...

he would continue with, "kena.. kena gelak!!..gagaga" 
I bet, he must think it was funny)..


but the thing with my lil bro is,
he has this kinda drastic respond/comment whenever he sees sth.

for example, you now how nowadays ladies have different styles of wearing head scarves, etc.
so my bro, he has this kinda name for each fashion.

once, at Jusco when we were eating and observing people, he mentioned a few styles, 

known as "Sotong", "sarang labah-labah" and "pesawah".

and this one fine day, when i was about to meet him somewhere, he saw me and laughed.
he said two words, "sarang burung".


I was like "pfffttt.." (and laughing)

See, he is like that,
if you asks for his opinion for some light things, he would just say "ok" without even looking.
but when you least expected it, he would say the darnest thing.

Still, I love and miss him.

p/s: next week probably gonna be a lil bit hectic.

fake

Salam.

"I am grateful to ALLAH SWT that last night i could sleep tight at warden's room"

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Sometimes it is not the brand, but the style..
and sometimes it is not the person, but the personality.

p/s: wow..just another week.

I am the Optimus Prime. huhu

Salam.

"I am grateful that today, there's a form 3 girl who all of a sudden, 

came to me and said with such hope, 

"Teacher, can you please help me to speak English fluently?" - I feel honoured. "

and also, a group of form 5 students who saved  a big slice of yummy choc cake for me. - i feel loved.

***********

As a teacher it is not hard for you to detect an SP gangster in the class. The first moment you get into the class, within that 40 minutes, you could spot the Decepticons.

So for my classes,
3 Alif : so far, everyone is still manageable. these one group of 4 male students; they like to act cool. Such as, assisting me to places as if they were the tough muscular bodyguards *sigh*
3 Ba : ok, spot on. 2students. One of them was the one who made that nasal voice. and one of whom his mother came to the class the time i was about to punish his son. Good timing but i dont have the heart to report everything to his mother (i just told few things bout her son). i was afraid that his mom would feel embarrassed. 
4 Ta : one boy. he is kinda emo. always absent.
4 Tha:  one boy. he was more like the class joker. he even dared to share his silly jokes with me and once, he sang some love songs aloud in the class, as if he is a world class singer.
5 Jim: some lazy arses.. Still owe me homework. Gonna claim it from 'em!

For all these classes, I always, am very strict with homework and datelines. so whenever they disobeyed those rules, they will be punished. and of course they dont like to be punished. but the thing is, sometimes, they completed the work for the sake of finishing it and not to be punished. So they resorted to cheating and copying their friends' work. I want to punish that 'crime' too but their lame excuses are, "we've discussed and did it together, bla(ff), bla (ff).. "

Do you have any tips or things to share?

p/s: I really hope that I wont have to assist students for the run this Sat. huhu