Bee come

Salam.

*this is a pre-written post*

19 sept 2012
I conducted a spelling bee competition for the pmr students today, after school.
i thought it would take around 15minutes as i limited the participation to only 10students.
But to my surprised,it ended after an hour,at 315pm.

I was quite surprised that the competition was dominated by the last class.
I promoted it to all but apparently the back classes were more proactive.

And they enjoyed the competition.
All of em stayed back til they found out the winner (mind you, most of em could hardly stay awake in class after 15mins ok). They even tried to help and support their friends. *proud momma moment*

And yes, the top three places were won by 3C. :)

p/s: after that spelling bee,this one boy starts to approach me..well in a good way of course. :)

oh my Science!

Salam.

1) Namakan jenis transformer yang digunakan dalam rajah 1
-Megatron

2) Sperma dihasilkan di
-Ovari


Keluh kesah guru sains tingkatan tiga semasa menyemak kertas soalan.
-_-

p/s: yesterday and today. menggemukkan diri dengan fast food.

Monday mood bubu blues

Salam.

Hi

Just a quick updates on  last saturday.

-it was a school day, or i called it as Sathursday.
-We had a few things going on at the same day:

a) Merdeka raya celeb
-nyanyi2, some history telling moments, speech, quizes and so on.

b) Birthday celeb for teachers, staff and students.
 -none of the teachers were born on 31st Aug (but we got one student who was born on 31st!). the nearest was 26th. and I, with a few others who were born on August were also celebrated as the Merdeka peeps. lol
- ehem! untung kan lahir bulan Ogos? hehe

 

 

c) Bicara Ilmu (for form 3 students)
 -it was fun that i could actually meet the parents/guardians to 'bicara' about the kids.

 

 

d) Jamuan

So.... pretty much it wasnt Saddersday at all.
Quite fun Saturday actually.
I went back home (ipoh) though it was only for one day.
As usual, im following my heart and drove back to Ipoh.
Reached Ipoh at night.

**************

oh ya, btw...
this morning, as i reached SP (from ipoh) at around 7.10 am,
i got a heart rushing beginning of Monday.
Reached quarters at 715am to find out that i forgot to turn off the kitchen tap before i left for ipoh last Saturday (there was water shortage in SP before i left..so yes, i thought ive turned it off) -_-.
Reached school (quite late) to find out that im the on duty teacher. So the assembly went later than usual (but thanks to the other on-duty colleagues). -_-
Reached staff room to find out that another half of the English PMR post trial papers werent stapled. And surprisingly the papers were with me -_-.
looked at the watch and exam would start in 10 mins.
*the English team stapled papers like no-one biz. our hands were like busy octopuses*

and yes, ive told ya right,
these days, ive been clumsy and messy and more PMSer than usual.
gotta be more organize sista!
But Alhamdulillah, in the end, everything went ok.
Students kept on saying they missed me (bodek but it was a good one. lol).

p/s: if there's no evidence, there's no case. Prove it then people will believe it (well, if it is convincing enough).

kembang kempis dadaku

Salam.

Today i had an english workshop with my students.
2 classes combined. so we had 2 teachers working together to teach and control the class.
So today, i handled the workshop together with my colleague, Mr A.
i came in quite late coz the venue was changed.
and to my surprise,
Mr A, whom as far as i know,
never yelled at people,
never really lost his temper,
suddenly turned into a hulk.

he banged the table,
raised his voice,
and lost his temper.

i didnt blame him.
he hold his anger enough.
it was just that the students never really care about the teachers, our feelings.
and if i were in his shoes,
i couldnt even finish my first sentence.
coz i know, i would cry,
tremble and talk with such pondan and shaky voice.

i really want to be hard,
at least inside,
i want to be tougher
at least not too easily shed down my tears..
and i guess,
this profession could teach me that.
(now, i could control my smile and laugh.. like seriously, pull ur funniest joke on me, i could resist myself from laughing out loud.)

kids nowadays kann...
kalau tak ditampar, tak ditengking,
tak jadi manusia. 

tapi kalau ditampar,
ditengking,
cikgu pulak dikata bekeng.

p/s: im exhausted but couldnt sleep.

keluh kesah mak-mak

Salam.

"im grateful that i have the opportunity to break my fast with the whole family members 

last weekend :)"

*****

i was in the staffroom, doing my work when i heard the mak2 conversation..

"Jah punyaa anak darjah 6 pun dah naik jerawat dah..bila tanya.. cakap blom..tengok gaya macam dah, tapi tanya dah mimpi blom, blom katanya"

"btollah, kalau perempuan kita tau, dah keluar period, dah cukop umor..laki neh susah.. mana kita tau  die dah mimpi ke blom"

"tuhlah, Jah tanya sebab yela, tengok gaya mcam dah cukop umur, tapi suaranya takde lah ubah lagi. kenalah tau. suruh bapaknya tanya taknak. kita jugak..."

"hmm, apa2 pun nk kena mak jugakkk"...

LoL..

p/s: cant wait for my next weekend.

:)

Salam.

quick updates:

POTLUCK
-we had potluck for 3 weeks in a row. from female teachers for female teachers, of course.lol
and i brought this for the final theme; breakfast and dessert.

 this was simple, i know. and in case you wonder, this is bread jelly. 

my colleague made one before and i wanted to make it too! :D

CAT FIGHT
-this one fine day, a boy knocked on the door before entering the staffroom.
and he was wearing the big Malaysian flag on his head like a makcik wearing tudung.
and wearing a coat as well.
i was about to scold him for acting like that,
before the other boy came in with the same style, except his 'tudung' was yellow.
tell me about it, i had to hold my laugh.. they were punished..
for being involved in a 'cat fight'.

ABANG
i was teaching in this one class..
the notorious boy in the class called the other girl "indon!" after he was called as "gila" by her.
so they kept on calling each other that until i scolded both of em.
and i looked at the girl's face.
she was about to cry, i could see that. that name calling really made her sad.
and i could see that they boy was feeling guilty but still no letting his ego down.
so he kept on asking, "fara, fara marah ke?.." ..."fara marah ke..?".
and then he moved near her (after she moved away from him).
I was getting kinda annoyed.
so i told him, "Haris, stopped asking that question. just apologize to her".
and to my surprised, Haris apologized by saying,
"Fara, abang mintak maaf..." (say that like what uve heard in dramas).
motepp ko sebut abang? LoL..memang tak malu lah ini budak!

LiL BIRDY
-2 guys came to our staffroom for air-conditioner maintenance. the middle air-con was not functioning since last year. so when the pak cik opened it, we got the surprised of our life. a huge bundle of a bird nest was in the air-con. @__@ .
I wonder if the egg really hatched or was it cracked..*sigh

TUNANG
-My younger bro stayed with me for a few days at SP this week. My students saw us in the car. hence, the next day, they told (bukan tanya ok, bagitau...) me that they saw my fiance. -__-

p/s: it's friday tomorrow! Alhamdulillah :)

twister

Salam.

"Syukur, it's Thursday already :)"

few unimportant updates :

sekolah:
-ada sorang kakak kat skolah aku neh. first time aku tengok die, ingat bujang lagi.
rupanya dah kawin dua anak. tpi seriously die cantik, cute and bubbly.
suka tengok dia senyum, manis sekali.
and semalam, die peluk aku..
tapi, bukanlah peluk yang psiko..
just masa bersembang dengan die, ada part lawak sampai dia peluk aku.
tiada apa2 yang luar biasa, cuma sedikit terkejut jela..

potluck:
potluck semalam antara potluck ter meriah di sekolah aku lah.
mana tak meriah, dah hampir setiap orang cg perempuan bawak something.
aku bawak perut kosong, dan sebekas besar triffle. 
walau rupa triffle aku tak lah secantik tuannya, eh..?hehe..
tapi rasanya sedap (lah kot..lol)

cg baru:
-before this, aku memang rapat ngan sorang akak ni.
but die dah transfer ke skolah baru selepas berkahwin.
So meja sebelah aku kosong.
and datanglah sorang cikgu baru..
sebaya aku. and mujurlah jenis dia tak banyak cakap sangat,
and tak pendiam sangat..hehe.
so senanglah aku nak bertepuk tampar dengan jiran kiri kanan..lol

EURO:
- aku suka jugak tengok bola. especially kalau tengok ramai2.
but then, waktu EURO sangatlah se pertiga malam gitu kann..
so aku just dapatkan updates from member je..
and kalau game yang aku minat, barulah aku intai..
intai jela, tak tengok abes pun. lol.

p/s: TGIF tomorrow :)

Anak Kampung (Lirik feat One Nation Emcees-Jimmy Palikat)

Salam.

"Im glad that a week has passed and I could hug my parents :)"

**********

This is my 3C's favourite song (the boys).
Once one boy started singing the chorus,
the rest would continue singing it like it's a music class (ok, exaggerating).
but seriously, they like to sing.
How i wish they could understand the lyrics too.
how 'anak kampung' like them, should emphasize on the importance of education, breaking the circle of kampung life that they're so comfortable with, having a good job and yeah, ignore the wooing part :p 


YOUTUBE: Anak Kampung (Lirik feat One Nation Emcees-Jimmy Palikat)

Jejaka:
Memang aku ini anak orang miskin
Tiada apa-apa yang dapatku berikan
Engkau memang cantik
Memang tidak padan dan tidak sepadan


Gadis:
Aku anak kampung tiada pelajaran
Kuli – kuli sahaja memang tidak padan
Cute bah kau itu
Ramai yang tergoda lagi yang jelita

*Chorus
Jejaka:
Tiada keretaku bawa kau jalan-jalan
Rumahku pun tiada adapun bapa punya
Apa lagi belanja mau bayar berian
Kahwin sama kamu
Bukannya ku tidak suka sama kamu
Tapi aku takut hidup kau kan sengsara
Kerna aku cinta aku lepaskan kau sama org lain

Gadis:
Kita masih muda masih ada masa
Janganlah kau cari gadis macam saya

Jejaka:
Engkau memang cantik

Gadis, Jejaka: Nanti kau menyesal tiada guna

Anak kampung ku anak kampung
Tidak padan tidak sepadan

[Zydee]

Hey si gadis yang manis
Ku simpan duit sampai perut kempis
Kalau dah cukup kita renjis-renjis
Jangan kau nangis menu kita ikan bilis

[Jojo]
Sia sanggup buat apa saja
Siang malam overtime kerja
Laman facebook nda sempat buka
Ndamau kau sedih dan kecewa

[Zydee]
Jangan kau sedih sabar kau gia
Nanti kereta,rumah , ku buat kau bahagia
Bukan undur diri belum bersedia
Kau tunggu saja odooii giaaa

Source : http://www.liriklagumuzika.com/2012/04/lirik-lagu-anak-kampung-jimmy-palikat.html#ixzz1xrVstAsY

p/s: betul, jangan berlebih dalam segala hal.

teacher busy..

Salam.

"aku bersyukur kerana setiap hari, Allah bagi aku sebab untuk senyum"

***********

kalau kau nak buat cerita sedih,
jangan lupa letak scene budak miskin yang lapar..
gunakan duit yang dia ada untuk beli nasi lemak..
sedang pegang nasi lemak, tiba-tiba dilanggar orang..
maka, punah harapan untuk makan nasi lemak...

atau,
scene sedang menunggu seseorang dari panas hingga hujan..
dan walau hujan, masih menunggu..

ok fine..
memang aku rasa kesian kat student aku..(and rasa bersalah).
semalam aku suruh dia tunggu aku pukul 2pm kat kereta aku sebab aku nak bagi dia kain minta mak dia jahitkan...
and....yes!!
aku terlupa ok.
so tadi aku masuk kelas dia...
dia tanya dengan nada sedih, "teacher...teacher pergi mana semalam?..."
tak sempat aku jawab, dia sambung,
"saya tunggu teacher, dalam hujan..."..

ok ok fine!!
ambil tisu lap air mata sendiri,
keluarkan lolipop dari handbag kasi kat dia.
T__T

ok, tipu.
aku tak nanges, aku tak kasi dia lolipop.
tapi seriously aku rasa bersalah.

and ko boleh bayangkan tak..
kalau ko wat promise kat anak ko,
and then sebab busy kerja or balik lambat,
ko terlupa promise tu.
pastu balik kerja, ko tengok die tertidur dengan pipi basah dekat sofa ruang tamu..

ok, i should stop.
banyak sangat tengok drama.
k bye.

p/s: You should listen to Harapan and Ku Tiba by Hyper Act.. :)

dare to open your mouth.

Salam.

                                I am grateful that I had my beauty sleep last night and this afternoon..:D

**********

I nagged to my f5 students for 5 mins.
the thing with nagging is, i like to use hyperbole.
So my f5 students, the boys are more noisy than the girls.
I have told them many times to keep quiet for a while.
yes, they listened, for LESS than a while.

so i told them,
"awak nih, bercakap banyak sangat, dengar nya tidak..
suka sangat bukak mulut..telinga awak ada dalam mulut ke?"



*bunyi unggas*

ok, another thing bout me using hyperbole when nagging is,
I tend to imagine the thing.

so yes, i did imagine that my students have an ear in their mouths...

i nearly laughed imagining that.

man, i really need to tone down my hyperbole.

p/s: i need to shop few things lah. Teluk intan, jom?! :)

mood swing swiiingg

Salam.

"I am grateful that the meeting went ok, Alhamdulillah"

**********

Tak tahulah nak dikatakan sebagai kelebihan or kekurangan..
manusia mempunyai mood yang tidak stabil.
sometimes happy, sometimes bad mood, sometimes moody, sometimes unexpected kann..
memang menambahkan warna-warni kehidupan.

a) Pagi tadi aku mengamuk kat kelas 3C.
masuk2 kelas bersepah, kerusi kelas tunggang langgang, students bercakap tak henti2,
and then sorang budak nih yang masuk lambat tadi, then sesuka hati keluar ikut pintu belakang.
memang aku panas. lepas kena jerit barulah senyap dan menulis sepanjang waktu tadi.
aku harap tak perlulah hari2 macam nih.
aku sayang diri aku, taknak darah tinggi.

b) aku terlupa nak bawa sijil choral speaking untuk disampaikan kepada students waktu perhimpunan koko tadi. So terpaksalah tunggu sebulan lagi, sampai basi barulah boleh bagi sijil kat students.. *sigh

c) mood orang memang tak boleh predict.
dan orang macam aku neh, memang treat orang lain ikut cara aku dilayan.
kalau kau layan ok, aku pun ok.
kalau kau marah-marah, aku cuba sabar..
tapi kalau kau masih tak faham bahasa, aku pun sama naik angin.

kalau kau melawak,
cakap elok2,
tanya and offer makanan untuk dibawa pulang...
small actions like that pun boleh buat orang sejuk hati kann...

and please,
tolonglah beri sokongan dan bukannya kata-kata yang buat orang sakit hati atau sedih.

d) Lastly, aku sayang semua orang.
dah.

ko tak reti berenang tapi overr

p/s: sekarang semakin tiada motif untuk bergembira bergambar. 

punkd

Salam.

"I am grateful that ive gone through 2 tests and an assignment in 2 days."

 *****

 

i dont know that my class has a hidden security camera.

 [yeah right]

found that pic on my student's fb.

with a caption, "my pretty lovely beautiful gorgeous teacher"

(ok, in my dream!)

with a caption, "jangan ambil coklat saya!"...

*sigh*

p/s: dont want to wait anymore. 

lelaki

Salam.

"aku bersyukur kerana semalam buatkan aku terfikir" 

*********

Sebagaimana setiap lelaki mensyaratkan wanita dengan beberapa kriteria,
sebagaimana itulah juga wanita mensyaratkan lelaki dengan beberapa ciri.

Jika wanita di sinonimkan dengan kelembutan, kepakaran memasak dan ilmu rumahtangga,
maka lelaki,
selain menjadi imam keluarga dan tanggungjawab,
aku sinonimkan juga dengan kekuatan fizikal.

tidak dinafikan
lelaki memang lagi kuat dari wanita dari segi fizikal.
nak bukak jar tomato puree yang ketat tuh pun kena panggil lelaki untuk bukak kan.
nak panjat ceiling pun, lelaki...
bila ada lipas dalam toilet pun panggil lelaki suruh halau..
jadi ada beberapa perkara yang memang perlukan lelaki untuk buat.

and...
aku hot tadi.
sebab bila aku panggil budak lelaki form 3, 4 and 5 untuk tolong angkat meja kerusi di padang untuk di simpan dalam stor,
yang terjadi ialah mereka bertempiaran lari dan menyorok sebab TAK NAK tolong.
like seriously, ko dah sunat ke belum?
aku mintak tolong angkat barang,
not menjahit or memasak or BERANAK ok.

in the end,
yang datang membantu angkat meja kerusi, payung, khemah,
ialah few students lelaki form 1 n form 2 (yang halus-halus tapi rajin)
dan students PEREMPUAN..
kalau aku jadi lelaki,
aku malu sebab tak tolong perempuan.

and sebab ini bukanlah sesuatu perkara yang patut diamalkan,
tiada budaya bantu membantu dan bekerjasama,..
(oh yes, budak lelaki yang bertempiaran lari tuh students asrama)
maka memang aku tak lepaskan diorang neh.
after kemas-kemas padang, time dinner kat dining hall,
diorang dapat ceramah free kat dewan makan depan orang ramai, depan girls.
tau pulak malu..xde pulak nak lari2 menyorok kann...

yes, to all boys or guys out there..
anda memiliki kelebihan dari segi kekuatan fizikal lebih dari wanita...
jadi bantulah wanita sedayanya...
(bawa hangbag, pegang bag shopping, dukung anak, tolak troley pon boleyyy)


p/s: may tonight and tomorrow be productive, insya ALLAH :)

Fun: We are Young feat Janelle Monae is a cool song :D

Salam.

"I am grateful that the test was postponed.."

Hi..

few udaptes:

1) I went to Sri  Manjung's Stadium for three days and two nights. I was there to bring the students, be the 'baby sitter' and also the 'Pegawai Sukan'. It was ok. not that much fun under the hot n rainy weather. but there, i met few more teachers and be really close with some. I also met my junior. I learnt few techniques and rules for certain games and of course, i could mark Manjung as one of the places that ive been to..haha.

and I also learnt few things bout my students. I lived with them under the same roof for three days. So:

- they are bunch of energetic kiddos who really love VANILLA COKLAT's drama (and got emo bout it).  

- They sang along to Malay songs but when my car's MP3 played English songs, they just  listened to my awesome singing listened to 'em.

-and many more ah..

2) ok, i kinda embarrassed to mention this but confession ; Today, is officially my first time, that i drove on highway. 

3)  As I was away to Manjung for 3 days and got back to SP at 8plus night on Thurdays, I coulndt find the time to do revision for my test on Friday (next day) [err...excuses right??..]. So I was worried. but... something good happened today. There were a few new students came into the class. So the test was postponed. Upon hearing that, I couldnt thank ALLAH enough. Alhamdulillah...

4)  I still have heaps of things to do and many papers plus essays to mark. But, I dont know how to procrastinate procrastination. 

5) I wish my holidays wont be miserable. and by miserable i mean, wasted. i hope i could finish my works earlier and complete everything. and I am kinda nervous about few things too. I pray that HE will guide me through all of these. 

p/s: When people notice things bout you, and say that you are being missed, it was good right? .. ok, mak cik kantin and my students said so. 
pps: CONGRATULATIONS sis... I am truly happy for you. Love you heaps. :) 

selena lopez

Salam.

"Aku bersyukur kerana dengan izin ALLAH, semalam, Ustaz dan Has*** tolong aku yang sekali lagi terkunci. Tapi kali ni di luar rumah pulak.. kul 11 malam..huhu"

*********

ASP (aksi student pelik)

kes 1:
aku ada beberapa marker pen yg baru refill. so dakwat die ala2 cair and menitik2 bila penutup dibuka.
so this one boy die guna marker pen tuh untuk tulis kat depan.. jadi menitiklah dakwat hitam kat baju dia.

aku : "eh, awak, hati2 tuh.. dah kena baju awak dah.."
W   : "kenapa teacher tak bagitau dari semalam....kan baju saya dah ada taik lalat teacher..."

hahahah.. weh..motippp kene gtau dari semalam n taik lalat???

kes 2:
aku pakai lip gloss.
dah nama lip gloss..berkilat lah kann..
so budak neh tegur, "teacher, lip gloss teacher banyak teacher..."
ok aku tak kisah...
then die sambung, "tergoda saya"...
ok... cubit.


kes 3:

budak yang sama seperti kes atas tuh.
sekali tuh, time aku mengajar, tetiba die bawak keluar paper plate, letak atas meja.
then, muncul pulak sebatang aloevera atas paper plate tuh.
bila die nampak aku pandang...
die cakap,  "jemput makan teacher..."
*sadis*

potpetpotpet.. (mengajar)

dah abes mengajar, budak tuh tanya aku..
"teacher, lidah buaya dalam bahasa inggeris apa?...crocodile...crocodile..lidah apa teacher?"

akhirnya dia cakap lidah buaya as "crocodile tongue".. dia kata aloevera tak logik..
T__T


kes 4:

ok..hari ni punya kelas..
aku memang tak larat.
jalan slow..
perut pinggang semua sakit.
nak berdiri dalam kelas pun macam azab.

so tibalah dua masa untuk kelas form 5 neh..
kelas form 5 neh, budak lelakinya kuat bercakap. mengalahkan perempuan.

so aku pun cakap, "awak semua neh, cakap kuat mengalahkan........"

diorang sambung "langau"

"saya sebenarnya nak cakap lebah. tak sampai hati nak samakan awak dengan langau. awak tau kan langau suka hinggap dekat apa??"

diorang jawab, "taikkk"

[ahahah.. dalam hati aku cuma nak kata sampah je.. tapi diorang sambung taik..]

and then bebelan berterusan.

"tapi, bising2 lebah pun berisi.. lebah hasilkan apa?"

"madu...." jawab mereka.

tapi, ada sorang neh dia jawab,

"bising2 berisi macam Jamil"

Jamil terpinga-pinga ok.
mmg lah die besar sket..tapi...perlu ke??? 

p/s: not ready..huhu

bee

Salam.

"I am grateful that last night, the DM mak ciks made me laughed and smiled gleefully "

*************

Quick Updates ..

1) We did a spot check last night. A thorough spot check for the boys.

Found few unrelated things at weird places. For examples, sugar n sport shoes placed at the same compartment..

I mean, dudes, you still use the sugar?? huhu

and some weird 'arts' on the locker and bunks that they did not feel bad showing them to me.

Other things, let me keep em to myself.

2) And this one boy.. i think he probably too bored and got nothing fun to do that he decided to throw someone's underwear on the dining hall's floor. Yes.. and the chief warden asked him to take that piece of clothing and circle the hall. The other boys then called him "Spender Boy" (and that part was funny). 

But seriously, how could they not feel embarrassed? tell me..huhu 

3) I feel like quitting so many things of different subject matters.

But that would be too dramatic.. 

and being dramatic often leads to tears.

and that, we should avoid ladies and gentlemen.

p/s:  "You are not fully dressed until you wear a smile" (quote).

I am the Optimus Prime. huhu

Salam.

"I am grateful that today, there's a form 3 girl who all of a sudden, 

came to me and said with such hope, 

"Teacher, can you please help me to speak English fluently?" - I feel honoured. "

and also, a group of form 5 students who saved  a big slice of yummy choc cake for me. - i feel loved.

***********

As a teacher it is not hard for you to detect an SP gangster in the class. The first moment you get into the class, within that 40 minutes, you could spot the Decepticons.

So for my classes,
3 Alif : so far, everyone is still manageable. these one group of 4 male students; they like to act cool. Such as, assisting me to places as if they were the tough muscular bodyguards *sigh*
3 Ba : ok, spot on. 2students. One of them was the one who made that nasal voice. and one of whom his mother came to the class the time i was about to punish his son. Good timing but i dont have the heart to report everything to his mother (i just told few things bout her son). i was afraid that his mom would feel embarrassed. 
4 Ta : one boy. he is kinda emo. always absent.
4 Tha:  one boy. he was more like the class joker. he even dared to share his silly jokes with me and once, he sang some love songs aloud in the class, as if he is a world class singer.
5 Jim: some lazy arses.. Still owe me homework. Gonna claim it from 'em!

For all these classes, I always, am very strict with homework and datelines. so whenever they disobeyed those rules, they will be punished. and of course they dont like to be punished. but the thing is, sometimes, they completed the work for the sake of finishing it and not to be punished. So they resorted to cheating and copying their friends' work. I want to punish that 'crime' too but their lame excuses are, "we've discussed and did it together, bla(ff), bla (ff).. "

Do you have any tips or things to share?

p/s: I really hope that I wont have to assist students for the run this Sat. huhu

itchy

Salam.

I taught my students a poem, "He Had Such Quiet Eyes". Showed pics of handsome guys with great 'quiet eyes'.. the girls went "awwwwww...jatuh cinta!". and the boys just looking at them with this one "WTH" look.

after the lesson, moral values and everything, i asked if they have any questions.
then a boy raised his hand
and asked, "teacher, teacher ada boyfriend?"...

motippp??

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it just pathetic when you were caught on national radio or tv, red-handed.

so in this *** FM (radio), they aired the 'panggilan hangit'.

so the DJ, called this lady to complain bout a beauty product used by his wife. His wife bought the product from the lady. long story short, wifey's face became worse, with rashes and kinda burnt.

so in the phone call, the husband (DJ) kinda hitting on the lady. suddenly using "I-You", asking the lady to call him "abang" and of course, asking her out.

BUTTTTT.........

the lady layannnnn baekkkk punya ok.
she actually agreed to go out with him
and when the husband mentioned that he is still young, around 30s and his wife is older than him, the lady actually made an offensive comment saying that, "oo, no wonder she looks old".. LIKE, omg!

so lastly, of course, she was told that it was panggilan hangit.

MANNNN.......
i cant imagine lah why this girl (oh, she's single) agreed to go out with someone's husband. well, at least, if it is urgent, asked him to bring his wife as well then.

anddd...
seriously... the guy is married and she knew it.
soooo???? duk menggatal ngan laki orang kenapa wehhh...

and of course, when it is aired on national radio, the humiliation is doubled.
serve her right i guess..

p/s: Pray for blessed and blissful relationships (yes, all sorts)

ASP

Salam.

Setakat Januari 2012, nih antara koleksi Aksi Student Pelik (ASP) aku.

1) Bersembang dalam kelas dengan suara sengau yang dibuat-buat.
bila dah terlupa buat suara sengau, aku pun tegur,  " eh, dah tak sengau dah?"
dia jawab,  "dah makan ubat dah teacher"...

2) Dalam satu kelas aku ni, ada sorang budak perempuan, Kamalia (bukan nama sebenar) yang saiznya agak lain dari lain.
Tapi dia baik hati dan ringan tulang. Cuma, jadi bahan usikan kawan-kawan sekelas dia.
Hari tu, Kamalia duduk tempat lain dalam kelas dia.
so aku tanya lah, "Kamalia, kenapa awak duduk kat tengah pulak?"
tak sempat Kamalia jawab, ada suara petirrr, "bagi seimbang teacher. kalau dia duduk tepi, senget lah kelas".
*sigh*

3) Suatu petang di dewan makan asrama.
Menu makan malam : Telur rebus kari
Budak-budak dah habis makan. So ada telur yang lebih.
Ada lah 2-3 orang mintak telur kuning. Nak makan.
Tapi.......... diorang tak makan. diorang wat bom. main bom guna telur kuning.
Bikin panas!

p/s: Distraction.

that kind of look

Salam.

A few updates so that i know, i am still alive here. =D

I left my quarters for few weeks, i guess. but it was totally like uncomfortable.

lizards' *hitzz were everywhere on the floor and worst, i found roaches!! 

Literally, i felt like a warrior after i managed to suffocate three roaches with Ridsects. 

and I kinda cleaned the whole house afterwards. 

it felt like home again.. (half home)

Been sitting on my PK Pentadbiran's chair more than himself (that he claimed he's already serah kuasa to me..huhu), using his computer and room for 2 days now. would be using it again for another 2 days (or more), i guess.

and know what, i think i want to be a PK.

just so that i could have my own room and computer. :D

straight after work, i went to Kg Gjh to draw money, only to find out that the ATM coulndt be used.

Out of frustration, I bought vege that i might not cook.

co-relation? I just want to buy something.

and that thing happened to be long beans.

tomorrow, PMR results will be announced. and i will be at school. 

cant wait to know the results.

as for weekend, i feel like hitting KL. 

but next week, gotta go to school again. so the chances are, if i go to KL, probably just for 2 days.

we'll see.

and i think (yes, im not sure bout it), I am happy to see a few familiar faces at school. 

Each face reminds me of events.

One of the events that i chose to remember is chaperoning students to Hillcity, Ipoh.

p/s: Boss is back from the holy land, wearing henna on her fingers. mann, i am so tempted to ask if she has extras that i could probably buy. but i shouldnt, rightt???