alaala la la uolsss...

Salam.

aku seorang yang jarang berjanji pada diri sendiri.
contoh
bila kucing cakar aku,
aku tak pernah berjanji yang lepas nih aku takkan bela kucing dan hanya akan bela ikan (sebab ikan takde kuku nak cakar).
contoh
bila aku tergigit lidah
aku tak pernah berjanji untuk tak bercakap lagi supaya tak gigit lidah.
so agak advantage bagi diri aku.
kerana kalau aku suka berjanji pada diri sendiri,
pasti aku telah berjanji yang aku nak kahwin dengan lelaki pertama yang muncul dalam tv bila aku on Tv..(berani mati kau kalau En Karam yang keluar?? nahass)

kau mmg suka dramatik kannn....

hehe.


*********

tadi budak form 4 suruh aku teruskan mengajar walaupun masa dah habis.

modus operandi :
memujuk guru menggunakan senjata ayat  seperti "alaaaaaa cikguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."
dan janji manesss untuk menyiapkan kerja- sambil angkat buku tunjuk tengah wat kerja

motipppp :
sebab diorang tak nak cikgu ****** masuk mengajar.*sigh

Finale:
Aku keluar sambil lambai-lambai Miss World

oh sayang semua, kalau uols kata "kami dahagakan ilmu cikgu...tolonglah sambung ajarrr Miss Sarah *cough* manis *cough*"..I boleh nego tukar jadual kejap k.

k, bye!

p/s: wah ajaib neh internet sedap dilayariii... :)

like this

Salam.

Few things about todayyyy ...19th July

• When i parked my parents' car, i saw these lines on my car.. So there it goes,  ive accidentally scratched my parents' car for the second time while parking...Do i have to let em know or just let the truth to be discovered ?? (which will obviously happen..huhu..)

• and I, unintentionally asked a male student what happened to his voice coz i thought it was sorethroat and apparently he said it was not...and now, im not sure whether its puberty or whattt ?? mann, i felt kinda bad for asking the question.

• and i asked my notorious form 4 students to do a group work that needed them to draw and gave a name to the character that they drew.

so this particular male group had a few ideas about the name:
-"Playboy"

-"Stupid Boys"
(and i told them that the name will symbolise their group)
*thinking*
and when i came back,
their group's name was "1 Malaysia"

and about the drawing:

first, the group drew a nice picture.
then came the taiko (who were not in the class at the beginning)
and when i came back, the picture has:
a) punk hair
b) middle finger sticking out
c) a cigarette on its mouth
d) a phrase " lu langsi lu mati"

so i said, "get rid of those things"
hence, 

a) punk hair became longer
b) now all the fingers were longer, not only the middle finger as before
c) a cigarette became a pencil on the mouth
d) and the phrase remained as it was.*sigh

Plus,

a bonus part that i just saw when i collected the poster

"sarah (heart) ***** (a name of a single male teacher in my school)
sweet couple"

and yes, i am teaching 16 years old students who are like 6 years old boys..

 
p/s: Marimar and Sergio are so sweet in wedding dress.

Kucing Oren ditiup angin

Salam.

hey angin
kau sayang kucing kan?
kucing kau manja amat
tapi sayangnya bukan manja comel
bukan manja gedik
dan bukan manja sayang

manja kucing kau
manja terlampau
manja yang kadang minta penampar

memang susah tuk kekal sayang kucing kau
sebab kau asyik kena tahan penampar je

warna oren kucing kau ibarat api.
datang dekat Si Oren bara,
ditiup kau angin makin berasap.

matilah si Oren, tiada angin menghembus
dekatlah si angin usai manja kucing
mungkin nanti, terbanglah bulu baranya itu.
pokok pangkalnya, jangan tika baranya tinggi kau menghembus kuat.

p/s: night people!

rough wind

Salam.

Today:

Accidentally met with a friend of mine with her momma, whom actually my momma's friend too.
and we used to be BFF when we were in primary school.
but starting secondary school, we kinda took our own paths.. both in different boarding schools.
we exchanged letters few times and met once when i was in Taiping, 2003 i guess.
so after high school, we never met, never talked, never really kept in touch.
...till today, after 8 years.
It was fun meeting her. Talking and so on.
but to be honest, it was an awkward situation too.
it seemed like our talk was not as casual as back in 1999..
when we were both sitting next to each other in the same class,
having some girl's talk about puberty,
making jokes and clinging to each other's arms to the toilet,
putting our hands in each other's baju kurung pockets while walking in Pagoda, Pulau Pinang (which scared the hell out of us) - and nearly ripped off the kurung's pockets. 
i guess maybe we have lost the BFF's magic dust.
whipped by 12 years' rough wind.

and i do miss those time we had together

p/s: Nisfu Syaaban. Buku amalan ditukar. dan aku rasa buku amalan baru aku seperti bermula dengan dosa...T__T.. Na'uzubillah..
15 Syaaban : sudah hampir dekat kamu wahai Ramadhan.

ello vi e

Salam.

tak kenal maka tak cinta

...and to get to know a person is through communication

and without communication, an effective one,
it is simply like me knowing Dato' Siti Nurhaliza.

never met her, 

never talked to her, 

never knew her other than she's married to Dato' K.
(and of course the fact that she's a famous singer)

and yes. 

for one to love a person, 

or even to fall in love, 

is to know the person better.

tell me if an effective communication, 

chemistry,

and 

attraction are not there, 

how can love float in the air?

"hmmm...this smells good, looks pretty and sounds sweet. could it be love?"

photo by Alephunky (google image)

p/s: This is so general. No assumption is needed.

virus

Salam.

When you live in a place that words could spread faster than a virus,
you should just opt for two :

a) live a low-profile life

or

b) not going against the flow
or else, there will be too much versions of viruses.

and everyone knows that virus mostly brings more harms than good to humans.

p/s: stay healthy

gossip cat

Salam.


if you want to gossip
dont do it in the toilet
unless you are keen enough to check in each cubicle.

p/s: dont gossip lah senang ... ;p